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Of parting the Red Sea and kitchen conundrums

Of Parting the Red Sea and Kitchen Conundrums  — this was written for the Iowa United Methodist Conference to be used during the week of May 21-27, 2017.  The Way Forward Commission has sought all United Conferences pray for their work as they develop a new statement and recommendations regarding all denominational understandings of Human Sexuality by Rev. Carol Kress Scripture: “The Israelites went into the sea on dry ground. The water forming a wall on their right and on their left.” (Exodus 14:22) An Iowa United Methodist church decided to remodel its out-dated kitchen. So a kitchen design team was appointed and spent months envisioning future needs of the church and designing a new kitchen to accommodate them. It was apparent the project would be expensive so they sought a vote of the congregation which demonstrated its support with enthusiasm. On New Year’s Eve, a party gathered which was eager to celebrate and demolish that old kitchen. However, it did not take long to discover a problem. The party discovered standing water underneath the double sink and its housing. Both sinks had problem pipes. One appeared to be stopped while the other was slow in its work. Unfortunately, the problem did not have a simple solution. Experts were commissioned to take the place of volunteers. Their report to the kitchen design team was sobering. Each sink had separate pipes. One set led east, connecting with the city on the far side of a historic brick street. The second set led west. They ran underneath the entire length of fellowship hall until they were finally under the alley to meet with city pipes. The expert recommended to replace the pipes and lead all of them in one direction, But no one could agree on which direction. Either way created its own set of expensive issues. Although the pastor could be impatient, the congregation was not, They deliberated the kitchen conundrum with great care, The design team studied the matter from every point of view and met with a lengthy list of local engineers, plumbers, carpenters and others, Surely there were more choices than had been recommended to the design team. No one wanted to tear up fellowship hall nor did they want to ruin a historic brick street. The team brought their quest for a solution to the congregation seeking prayers and help. The pastor was inspired to open her bible. She spoke of Moses, the Israelites and their flight from Pharaoh. God’s people found themselves caught between the Red Sea and the Egyptian Army. But, acting on faith, Moses stepped into the sea. It divided, providing an avenue of escape. Although Moses had worried there would...

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Monday Morning Musings

June is a month to celebrate family and community life. And if it has not already done, it is now time to spruce up the grill so that it fulfill its summer duties. Years ago I learned the busiest restaurant day of the year is Mother’s Day. But Father’s Day is different. It’s more like the busiest day of the year for back-yard grilling. It does not appear to matter what people grill. It could be hot dogs, brats, steak or fish. Most of them will be busy on Father’s day. The activity of grilling is more than preparing the fire and putting all the components in place. When things go right, the practice of grilling provides an opportunity to share something good and to relax. Those long summer Sunday afternoons that are filled with a good spirit, good food, and company remind people like me of scripture. On a day like the one I have described, what comes to my minds is this scripture verse: “This is the day that the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.” (Ps. 118. 24). June is a busy time. All of our calendars will keep filling even as the month speeds along from the first day to the last. It is important to create a few pauses inside of that hurried pace. I encourage you to make sure to plan a few afternoons in the back yard with your family and the grill to just have fun and relax. Our spirits are at their best when we feel well balanced and our life is fully grounded with the people who are dear and the with Lord who is close by. R. Carol Kress Gladbrook, UMC “I consider the whole world as my parish.” John...

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Monday Morning Musings

This month I am reporting that the Iowa Bishop of the UMC ran the Boston Marathon on April 17, 2017. This accomplishment amazes me enough to yield my space in the newsletter so that you can read all about it. Here an article that was written about Bishop Haller and her reasoning for running. It, along with her regular blog can be found on the www.iaumc.org web site. — BISHOP LAURIE HALLER RUNS THE BOSTON MARATHON “I’m a child of God and God made me to run.” said Bishop Laurie Haller, one of the entrants in the 2017 Boston Marathon. “By running in the Boston Marathon,” she added, “and in everything I do, my only goal is to praise God and give thanks.” Bishop Haller may well be the first United Methodist Bishop to compete in the Marathon. “I suspect that might be,” she said. “It’s an endeavor that’s very difficult. It’s not for everyone. It takes a lot of time and effort and perseverance… and that’s exactly why I do it – to test my-self and challenge myself and see how far I can make my body run.” Running long distances is nothing new for Iowa’s bishop. She has competed in several triathlons, “which is where you run and you bike and you swim, ” she noted. She has won several in her class. She’s even competed in all-day ‘iron man triathlons.’ “I have always gravitated toward longer distances. The longest distance I’ve done in a race is 50 miles…. that was quite a challenge!’ “I like to look at running as wasting time with Jesus.” Bishop Haller said as she talked about how running feeds her soul. “It’s a way in which, since I was in my 20’s, that I’ve been able to get outside, exercise my body, and to be away from everything just to be with Jesus. I can enjoy nature and God’s good creation.” “It’s a challenge,” she added, talking about how she is able to juggle her training schedule with the many demands of being Iowa’s episcopal leader. ‘Over the years I’ve discovered that the more difficult my jobs are in my ministry settings, the more I need to take that kind of time away.” It helps Bishop Haller to know that after working all day, ‘I’m going to be out there exercising my body and trying to be more of a whole person.” Exercising feeds her body, her mind, and her spirit. ‘It makes me a much better pastor, a much better bishop, and a much better human being.” When asked if she would encourage others to do something like what she’s doing Bishop Haller responded by...

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It’s about Confirmation

**Do you promise, according to the grace given to you, to keep God’s holy will and commandments and walk in the same all the days of your life as FAITHFUL MEMBERS of Christ’s Holy Church?** Recognize the question? It’s the one we are going to ask Lizzie Garber and Brandon Strohbehn when they come before the congregation on Confirmation Sunday. Their answer of *yes* means that they are ready to join the church and to *be confirmed in the faith that leads to life eternal.* They will then kneel and hands will be laid upon them as they do join the Christian church and leads to their membership in our Gladbrook United Methodist Church. Working with youth through Confirmation classes and preparing for their Sunday leaves me with thoughts and emotions that are hard to describe. It’s a joyful day because these youth have demonstrated commitment and a desire to grow in their personal faith. But I feel like I am only beginning to know them and their own special story. Brandon is so quiet in class, but he has a great sense of humor. And there is usually a message behind Lizzie’s dancing eyes that I am curious to discover. All of us have appreciated the other youth, mentors and sometimes parents who have been sitting in with the class too. I sometimes feel they are the best teachers and leaders. When Confirmation Class began in the fall we had a basic outline of topics, experiences and activities in which we would engage. We watched a few movies too. I hope the class can still remember a few parallels we found between THE LION KING and the life of Christ. Simba led an adventurous life. Although we gleaned a few lessons from worshiping at the Jewish Temple in Des Moines, my hope is that the youth will keep on gleaning lessons from the experience and not be afraid to draw their own conclusions. We worked with the Old and New Testaments a little. We revisited mission and service a few times. I would like to think their hearts are warmer toward people (and critters) who lead lives very different from our own. However we barely touched on the birth and development of the United Methodist Church. So much content. So little time. Just a few years ago a Confirmation student said something during a 12-hour retreat that made me think differently about how to approach Confirmation class. I do not remember the subject that we were discussing. But I said, “Why do you think your mentors and I were willing to organize this activity for you?” Without hesitation one of the girls replied...

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Monday Morning Musing – March, 2017

Have you heard a song from the 70’s entitled “What the World Needs Now”?  Over and over again the lyrics to that song have been playing in my mind.  “What the world needs now is love, sweet love.  That’s the only thing that there is just too little of….no not just for some, but for everyone…”  There, now it will be sounding in your mind too.  I hear that the scientists call those melodies and thoughts that replay in your mind an “ear worm”.  But, I don’t care for that phrase.  Instead, I call most of those replays “whispers from God”.  Wouldn’t you say there is quite a bit of difference in those phrases?  But, I really do pay attention to those long-lasting thoughts, lyrics and notions.  I pay attention because there have been plenty of times those whispers have been helpful in a way that can only be attributed to the guidance of God.  Perhaps Christ has provided a timely or beneficial whisper to you as well.  There is no doubt about it, we are living through a time of uncertainty right now.  I just left a Bible study group where people shared their worries and the list was lengthy.  We will spend this week praying for decision makers in government, concerns for loved ones, ourselves and all who are in harms way.  But when the study ended, there was that whisper from God playing in my mind again.  “What the world needs now is love sweet love, it’s the only thing….”   Scripture stays “Beloved, let us love one another, for love is of God and everyone who loves is born of God and knows God.  They that love not know not God, for God is love.  Beloved, let us love one another.”  (1 John 4:7-8).  The love this scripture calls us to embody has the same heart that my elementary school teachers taught in the classroom and wanted us to model every day. There was Valentine’s day, for instance. If we chose to bring Valentine’s Day cards to school, we were expected to give one to all of our classmates.  We couldn’t give cards only to our friends.  It didn’t even matter if your classmate said crummy things about your art project. It didn’t matter if the card our classmate shared with us was plain next to the glitter and bright colors a more privileged child could offer. Our teachers taught us to rise above pettiness and to just be kind. The love of God is a gift that is shared abundantly and equally with all of God’s children.  We matter to Him.  This love is both simple enough for children to sing of...

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Be Thee Reconciled!

Scripture:  “All this from God, who through Christ reconciled us to himself and gave us the ministry of reconciliation; that is, in Christ, God was reconciling the world to himself, not counting their trespasses against them and entrusting to us the message of reconciliation. Therefore, we are ambassadors for Christ, God making his appeal through us.”  (2 Corinthians 5:18-20) In an old issue of Alive Now! magazine George Graham writes ‘I serve as a volunteer with a local prison ministry named Reconciliation Ministries.  I enjoy calling the office especially on the chance the telephone answering machine will pick up my call.  I don’t usually like talking to answering machines, but when this one picks up, it proclaims, ‘You have reached reconciliation.’  I can’t help but smile every time that I hear this message.’  (Alive Now! May-June, 1993 pg. 10)    If only true reconciliation was possible by making such a call. Most Christian churches observe the season of Lent.  It’s a time when we work to get ourselves back into a right relationship with God and with each other.  We do so in order to celebrate Easter day in all of its glory.  For it is the day when Jesus,  rose from the dead and provided lasting reconciliation to all of the believers. Lent and Easter are starting points of a Christian understanding for reconciliation. I will attempt a rough definition.   Imagine two friends who have a big argument. The companionship they shared is lost.  Silence is in the spot that had been filled with conversation and laughter.  Time spent in each other’s presence is awkward.  As time passes one may look to the other for a signal to know if the other is willing to mend fences or wants to part ways.  Now at one time humanity had a great connection with God, but that relationship was broken.  Naturally, we are the guilty ones.  But instead of walking away, our God had an amazing response to all those disappointments and trespasses we dished up.  He provided a way to forgive and restore that great relationship we once shared.   The innocent Christ died on the cross and opened the gate so we could be redeemed along that way. There is a second part to the passage that informs us that we have been appointed as Christ’s ambassadors of reconciliation.  Ask Governor Branstad and he will say that an ambassador serves as a respected representative of a greater entity.  So ambassadors of Christ embody his hands, feet and heart as we invite others to share our permanent residence in eternity.  This is not an easy task as we are called to swim up-stream while societal rapids are pushing in the opposite direction. Modern society is driving to divide people into groups called “us” and “them”.   Christians who embrace God’s ministry...

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Monday Morning Musings

My goodness, it’s February – almost. I’m writing this Musing while I am also planning to travel to Nash-ville, TN with my clergywomen friends Jan and Shirley. A lot of people who love music travel to Nashville to hear all the singers and songwriters. I hope we have an opportunity to hear some of them too. Not everyone realizes that Nashville is also a hub for the United Methodist Church. Many of the denomi-nation-wide offices are there. Scarritt College and Vanderbilt University have Methodist roots. And even Rieman Auditorium was once a downtown Methodist church. It’s just down the block from the United Methodist Publishing House and Upper Room Ministries. I am certain we’ll join others for daily worship in the Upper Room Chapel. We will also tour the archives that house various art and relics marking Method-ist history from colonial days. All of this will be pretty interesting for me. Many of us think of those little daily devotionals when thinking of the Upper Room, but there is a lot more to their ministry. All of it is meant to help local churches find footing along the path of faith formation and spirituality. It’s great to know we are not out there trying to do this by ourselves. And we’ll tap into some of their resources soon During the season of Lent (starting in March) I will offer a small group study. We will use a book entitled “Listen: Praying in a Noisy World.” by Bishop Rueben Job. We live in a world of noise. Everywhere we go we hear sounds that compete for our minds and hearts. Listening to God requires time and attention. The book will lead us through a 40-day experience. And it’s the kind of thing that just might prove it’s worth. We’ll announce the specific times and dates of this journey as the time draws nearer. Building-up life of prayer is always a good thing. In Christian Love – Rev Carol Kress...

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